Kenny Gorlick

I'm sorry, but I wish the whole world could read Basil's quote and Pat Metheny's quote:

"But when Kenny G decided that it was appropriate for him to defile the music of the man who is probably the greatest jazz musician that has ever lived by spewing his lame-ass, jive, pseudo bluesy, out-of-tune, noodling, wimped out, fucked up playing all over one of the great Louis's tracks (even one of his lesser ones), he did something that I would not have imagined possible."
-Pat Metheny

The DJs my school hired for dances used to end every dance with that cursed track. It'd be one last chance for all the couples to see how much the female could depend on the male to support herself, and how close to sleeping they could come while slowly gyrating back and forth. Highschool would be so much better if it wasn't populated with teenagers.